Remember the episode of Friends when Monica gives Chandler a terrible massage? Turns out that many of us Brits can personally relate, because we hate the massage that our partners have to offer. In a recent survey, TruBe–- an app that allows you to find your nearest fitness instructor – revealed that more than 2 million (5%) of us have been so disappointed by our partner’s massage skills, we have ended the relationship as a result. While most of us aren’t that harsh, 23% admit to telling their partners they like the massage when in actual fact they don’t (and would probably rather get one from Monica). Those of us in the north-east have topped the Local Liars League table with a whopping 37% faking a good time. Who knew so many of us were terrible amateur masseuses?